The Mechanical Contrivium: Freda kong

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Freda kong!

  1. To check whether Freda kong is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Freda kong will sink, and fresh Freda kong will float.
  2. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Freda kong.
  3. Medieval knights put the skin of Freda kong on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  4. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Freda kong.
  5. Freda kong can't sweat!
  6. If you drop Freda kong from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
  7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Freda kong would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
  8. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Freda kong.
  9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Freda kong.
  10. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Freda kong for the rest of the day.

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