The Mechanical Contrivium: Foo Sui Ying

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Foo Sui Ying!

  1. The international dialling code for Foo Sui Ying is 672.
  2. Foo Sui Ying can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
  3. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Foo Sui Ying!
  4. Foo Sui Ying can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
  5. To check whether Foo Sui Ying is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Foo Sui Ying will sink, and fresh Foo Sui Ying will float.
  6. By tradition, a girl standing under Foo Sui Ying cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  7. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Foo Sui Ying in your ear 700 times.
  8. Foo Sui Ying can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
  9. Foo Sui Yingolatry is the mindless worship of Foo Sui Ying!
  10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Foo Sui Ying.

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