The Mechanical Contrivium: Fonsaca

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fonsaca!

1. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Fonsaca!
2. Fonsaca is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
3. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Fonsaca.
4. Fonsaca does not have toes!
5. Fonsaca is incapable of sleep.
6. Fonsaca was declared extinct in 1902!
7. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Fonsaca.
8. You should always store Fonsaca in an airtight container in the fridge.
9. Fonsaca can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
10. You can tell if Fonsaca has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.