The Mechanical Contrivium: Fireyactress

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fireyactress!

  1. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Fireyactress, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  2. Fireyactress can not regurgitate.
  3. Medieval knights put the skin of Fireyactress on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  4. The porpoise is second to Fireyactress as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  5. The patron saint of Fireyactress is Saint Eugenie.
  6. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Fireyactress.
  7. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Fireyactress.
  8. You should always open Fireyactress at least an hour before drinking her!
  9. The risk of being struck by Fireyactress is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  10. Pacman was originally called Fireyactressman!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.