The Mechanical Contrivium: Evilhippo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Evilhippo!

  1. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Evilhippo state'.
  2. Evilhippoomancy is the art of telling the future with Evilhippo.
  3. Until the 1960s, Evilhippo was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
  4. Baskin Robbins once made Evilhippo flavoured ice cream!
  5. Evilhippo can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
  6. Evilhippo is 984 feet tall.
  7. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Evilhippo!
  8. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Evilhippo in a day.
  9. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Evilhippo'.
  10. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Evilhippo, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.

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