The Mechanical Contrivium: Eryn

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eryn!

1. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Eryn.
2. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Eryn.
3. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Eryn!
4. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Eryn.
5. It's bad luck to put Eryn on a bed!
6. Erynicide is the killing of Eryn.
7. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Eryn from each salad served in first class!
8. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Eryn, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
9. Eryn is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
10. Banging your head against Eryn uses 150 calories an hour.