The Mechanical Contrivium: Emily Schmerber

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emily Schmerber!

  1. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Emily Schmerber.
  2. Emily Schmerber can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  3. Emily Schmerber was declared extinct in 1902.
  4. Research indicates that Emily Schmerber will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  5. Pacman was originally called Emily Schmerberman!
  6. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Emily Schmerber would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
  7. Emily Schmerber kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
  8. Two grams of Emily Schmerber provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
  9. Emily Schmerber can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
  10. Emily Schmerber does not have toes.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.