The Mechanical Contrivium: Emily Clare Wolf

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emily Clare Wolf!

  1. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Emily Clare Wolf.
  2. If you drop Emily Clare Wolf from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!
  3. In Chinese, the sound 'Emily Clare Wolf' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  4. Half a cup of Emily Clare Wolf contains only seventeen calories.
  5. The horns of Emily Clare Wolf are made entirely from hair.
  6. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Emily Clare Wolf.
  7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Emily Clare Wolf every year!
  8. Emily Clare Wolf is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  9. More people are killed by Emily Clare Wolf each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  10. If you put a drop of liquor on Emily Clare Wolf, she will go mad and sting herself to death.

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