The Mechanical Contrivium: Ema

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ema!

1. Contrary to popular belief, Ema is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
2. It's bad luck to put Ema on a bed.
3. If you kiss Ema for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
4. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Ema!
5. Ema is the sacred animal of Thailand.
6. Ema has a bifurcated penis.
7. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Ema.
8. Ema can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Ema!
10. Ema invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.