The Mechanical Contrivium: Ellin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ellin!

  1. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Ellin.
  2. You should always store Ellin in an airtight container in the fridge.
  3. You share your birthday with Ellin!
  4. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Ellin.
  5. Ellinocracy is government by Ellin.
  6. Ellin has a bifurcated penis.
  7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Ellin every year.
  8. Ellinomancy is the art of telling the future with Ellin.
  9. Ellin has four noses.
  10. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Ellin.

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