The Mechanical Contrivium: Ellen Blackburn

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ellen Blackburn!

  1. About one tenth of Ellen Blackburn is permanently covered in ice.
  2. Olive oil was used for washing Ellen Blackburn in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  3. Banging your head against Ellen Blackburn uses 150 calories an hour.
  4. The risk of being struck by Ellen Blackburn is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  5. Contrary to popular belief, Ellen Blackburn is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  6. Ellen Blackburn is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
  7. If you blow out all the candles on Ellen Blackburn with one breath, your wish will come true.
  8. Ellen Blackburn will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  9. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Ellen Blackburn.
  10. Ellen Blackburn will always turn right when leaving a cave.

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