The Mechanical Contrivium: Ella

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ella!

  1. Ella will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  2. Ellaicide is the killing of Ella.
  3. When Ella is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  4. Ella once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
  5. The most dangerous form of Ella is the bicycle.
  6. In 1982 Time Magazine named Ella its 'Man of the Year'!
  7. Grapes explode if you put them inside Ella.
  8. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Ella!
  9. Olive oil was used for washing Ella in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Ella and compline!

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