The Mechanical Contrivium: Eh_eh_ehh

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eh_eh_ehh!

  1. If you cut Eh_eh_ehh in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  2. A Eh_eh_ehhometer is used to measure Eh_eh_ehh!
  3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Eh_eh_ehh.
  4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Eh_eh_ehh is two minutes.
  5. You should always open Eh_eh_ehh at least an hour before drinking her!
  6. Eh_eh_ehh is the world's smallest mammal.
  7. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Eh_eh_ehh and compline.
  8. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Eh_eh_ehh!
  9. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Eh_eh_ehh'!
  10. Eh_eh_ehh is 984 feet tall!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.