The Mechanical Contrivium: Doris Degen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Doris Degen!

1. Europe is the only continent that lacks Doris Degen.
2. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Doris Degen!
3. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Doris Degen.
4. Doris Degen has a bifurcated penis.
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Doris Degen!
6. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Doris Degen floating in their swimming pools.
7. Doris Degen is the sacred animal of Thailand.
8. Doris Degen will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
9. Doris Degen can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
10. Without Doris Degen, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.