The Mechanical Contrivium: Doodysmama

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Doodysmama!

  1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Doodysmama.
  2. Baskin Robbins once made Doodysmama flavoured ice cream.
  3. Finding Doodysmama on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
  4. Doodysmama can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  5. Doodysmama is the world's largest rodent!
  6. Doodysmamaolatry is the mindless worship of Doodysmama.
  7. Doodysmama once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  8. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Doodysmama.
  9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Doodysmama.
  10. Doodysmama has four noses.

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