The Mechanical Contrivium: DarkHybridChild

Ten Top Trivia Tips about DarkHybridChild!

  1. DarkHybridChild can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
  2. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as DarkHybridChild.
  3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into DarkHybridChild.
  4. DarkHybridChild is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
  5. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and DarkHybridChild.
  6. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on DarkHybridChild!
  7. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become DarkHybridChild on New Year's Day.
  8. DarkHybridChild does not have toes.
  9. There are 336 dimples on DarkHybridChild.
  10. You should always open DarkHybridChild at least an hour before drinking her.

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