The Mechanical Contrivium: CzechVixie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about CzechVixie!

  1. About 100 people choke to death on CzechVixie each year!
  2. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by CzechVixie.
  3. Every day in the UK, four people die putting CzechVixie on.
  4. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets CzechVixie!
  5. If you put a drop of liquor on CzechVixie, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  6. CzechVixie can be seen from space.
  7. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's CzechVixie supply!
  8. CzechVixie can sleep with one eye open.
  9. There are six towns named CzechVixie in the United States.
  10. Baskin Robbins once made CzechVixie flavoured ice cream!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.