The Mechanical Contrivium: Cuvalwen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cuvalwen!

  1. Cuvalwen can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  2. A Cuvalwenometer is used to measure Cuvalwen.
  3. Cuvalwen is the world's largest rodent!
  4. Americans discard enough Cuvalwen to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
  5. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Cuvalwen!
  6. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Cuvalwen.
  7. Cuvalwen was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  8. Cuvalwen was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  9. Cuvalwen will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  10. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Cuvalwen.

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