The Mechanical Contrivium: Cutefuzzykitty

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cutefuzzykitty!

  1. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Cutefuzzykitty.
  2. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Cutefuzzykitty can not.
  3. Cutefuzzykitty can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
  4. If you cut Cutefuzzykitty in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
  5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Cutefuzzykitty!
  6. Europe is the only continent that lacks Cutefuzzykitty!
  7. By tradition, a girl standing under Cutefuzzykitty cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  8. Over half of Americans are officially Cutefuzzykitty.
  9. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Cutefuzzykitty.
  10. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Cutefuzzykitty would protect them from evil spirits.

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