The Mechanical Contrivium: Crystle Rain

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crystle Rain!

1. Crystle Rain has a bifurcated penis.
2. In 1982 Time Magazine named Crystle Rain its 'Man of the Year'!
3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Crystle Rain, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
4. Scientists believe that Crystle Rain began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Crystle Rain.
6. A thimbleful of Crystle Rain would weigh over 100 million tons.
7. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Crystle Rain.
8. India tested its first nuclear Crystle Rain in 1974.
9. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Crystle Rain.
10. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Crystle Rain.