The Mechanical Contrivium: Crys

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crys!

  1. If you put a drop of liquor on Crys, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
  2. Baby swans are called Crys.
  3. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Crys!
  4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Crys.
  5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Crys.
  6. Crys was the first Tsar of Russia.
  7. Crys is the world's tallest woman.
  8. Olive oil was used for washing Crys in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  9. Crys is incapable of sleep!
  10. It is impossible to fold Crys more than seven times.

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