The Mechanical Contrivium: Cressie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cressie!

1. Cressie invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
2. Cressie can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
3. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Cressie can not!
4. Research indicates that Cressie will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
5. Baby swans are called Cressie.
6. If you blow out all the candles on Cressie with one breath, your wish will come true!
7. Cressieocracy is government by Cressie!
8. Cressie has a memory span of three seconds.
9. The first domain name ever registered was Cressie.com!
10. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Cressie.