The Mechanical Contrivium: Crangirl

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crangirl!

1. Research indicates that Crangirl will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
2. Over 46,000 pieces of Crangirl float on every square mile of ocean!
3. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Crangirl!
4. Crangirl can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
5. The only planet that rotates on its side is Crangirl.
6. Lightning strikes Crangirl over seven times every hour.
7. The risk of being struck by Crangirl is one occurence every 9,300 years!
8. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Crangirl.
9. Crangirlolatry is the mindless worship of Crangirl!
10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Crangirl!