The Mechanical Contrivium: Courteney

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Courteney!

1. When Courteney is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
2. Courteney will always turn right when leaving a cave!
3. A lump of Courteney the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Courteney.
5. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Courteney.
6. Banging your head against Courteney uses 150 calories an hour!
7. When provoked, Courteney will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
8. If you drop Courteney from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
9. The opposite sides of Courteney always add up to seven.
10. Courteney is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.