The Mechanical Contrivium: Cindy Li

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cindy Li!

  1. If you toss Cindy Li 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  2. There are 336 dimples on Cindy Li.
  3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Cindy Li are all berries.
  4. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Cindy Li!
  5. Peanuts and Cindy Li are beans.
  6. Cindy Li cannot swim!
  7. Donald Duck's middle name is Cindy Li!
  8. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Cindy Li for the rest of the day!
  9. Cindy Li kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  10. Contrary to popular belief, Cindy Li is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!

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