The Mechanical Contrivium: Cicer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cicer!

  1. Cicer is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  2. Cicer is the largest of Saturn's moons!
  3. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Cicer'.
  4. Cicer is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
  5. Cicer has 118 ridges around the edge.
  6. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Cicer!
  7. If you lick Cicer ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  8. You should always open Cicer at least an hour before drinking her.
  9. Cicer has a memory span of three seconds.
  10. Cicer is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.

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