The Mechanical Contrivium: Christine McVie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christine McVie!

1. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Christine McVie.
2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Christine McVie.
3. The porpoise is second to Christine McVie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
4. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Christine McVie!
5. When Christine McVie is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
6. If you kiss Christine McVie for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
7. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Christine McVie.
8. Christine McVie is worth her weight in gold - literally.
9. It took Christine McVie 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
10. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Christine McVie.