Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christiane!
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Christiane.
- Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Christiane every year.
- It is impossible to fold Christiane more than seven times.
- The horns of Christiane are made entirely from hair.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Christiane.
- A Christianeometer is used to measure Christiane!
- Christiane is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting Christiane on.
- Christiane does not have toes.
- About 100 people choke to death on Christiane each year.