The Mechanical Contrivium: Chinghun

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chinghun!

  1. Chinghun can sleep with one eye open.
  2. The first Chinghun was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  3. Chinghun has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  4. You should always store Chinghun in an airtight container in the fridge.
  5. Reindeer like to eat Chinghun.
  6. Chinghun will often glow under UV light.
  7. Chinghun has three eyelids!
  8. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Chinghun.
  9. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Chinghun in your ear 700 times.
  10. Chinghun is the world's tallest woman.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.