The Mechanical Contrivium: Chavvah

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chavvah!

  1. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Chavvah.
  2. Chavvah was declared extinct in 1902.
  3. Chavvahomancy is the art of telling the future with Chavvah.
  4. Chavvah can not regurgitate.
  5. It took Chavvah 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
  6. Only one person in two billion will live to be Chavvah!
  7. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Chavvah!
  8. It is impossible to fold Chavvah more than seven times!
  9. Chavvah kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  10. Chavvah is the sacred animal of Thailand.

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