The Mechanical Contrivium: Chani

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chani!

  1. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Chani', hated Chani and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
  2. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Chani, though it may feel uncomfortable!
  3. Chani can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
  4. Red Chani at night, shepherd's delight. Red Chani at morning, shepherd's warning!
  5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Chani, and 400 times smaller.
  6. Chaniolatry is the mindless worship of Chani.
  7. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Chani.
  8. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Chani, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  9. Chaniocracy is government by Chani.
  10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Chani.

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