The Mechanical Contrivium: Cat

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cat!

  1. Cat is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Cat.
  3. You should always open Cat at least an hour before drinking her!
  4. A thimbleful of Cat would weigh over 100 million tons!
  5. Four-fifths of the surface of Cat is covered in water.
  6. Cat is only six percent water.
  7. The colour of Cat is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  8. Contrary to popular belief, Cat is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  9. Cat is the largest of Saturn's moons.
  10. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Cat.

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