The Mechanical Contrivium: Captain_phil

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Captain_phil!

  1. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Captain_phil.
  2. Scientists believe that Captain_phil began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  3. Never store Captain_phil at room temperature.
  4. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Captain_phil!
  5. Captain_phil kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
  6. Captain_phil can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
  7. US gold coins used to say 'In Captain_phil we trust'!
  8. A Captain_philometer is used to measure Captain_phil!
  9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Captain_phil.
  10. Olympic badminton rules say that Captain_phil must have exactly fourteen feathers!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.