The Mechanical Contrivium: Cantrix84

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cantrix84!

  1. Cantrix84olatry is the mindless worship of Cantrix84!
  2. If you cut Cantrix84 in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
  3. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Cantrix84.
  4. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Cantrix84.
  5. Cantrix84 cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  6. Cantrix84 cannot swim.
  7. Cantrix84 can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  8. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Cantrix84 in your ear 700 times.
  9. Cantrix84 has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  10. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Cantrix84 to reach the earth's core.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.