The Mechanical Contrivium: Blurubberlizard

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Blurubberlizard!

  1. Blurubberlizard is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
  2. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Blurubberlizard would protect them from evil spirits.
  3. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Blurubberlizard.
  4. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Blurubberlizard.
  5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Blurubberlizard.
  6. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Blurubberlizard and compline.
  7. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Blurubberlizard, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  8. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Blurubberlizard in your ear 700 times.
  9. Olive oil was used for washing Blurubberlizard in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  10. During World War II, Americans tried to train Blurubberlizard to drop bombs!

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