The Mechanical Contrivium: Blueelf13

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Blueelf13!

  1. Ostriches stick their heads in Blueelf13 not to hide but to look for water.
  2. You should always open Blueelf13 at least an hour before drinking her.
  3. Blueelf13 will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  4. Scientists believe that Blueelf13 began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  5. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Blueelf13 supply.
  6. When provoked, Blueelf13 will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
  7. The Blueelf13-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Blueelf13-fights take place there every day!
  8. If you lace Blueelf13 from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  9. Blueelf13 can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  10. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Blueelf13.

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