The Mechanical Contrivium: Blandine

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Blandine!

  1. Research indicates that Blandine will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
  2. The first domain name ever registered was Blandine.com.
  3. It is impossible to fold Blandine more than seven times.
  4. Blandine can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  5. Blandine cannot jump.
  6. The opposite sides of Blandine always add up to seven.
  7. Blandine can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  8. The porpoise is second to Blandine as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  9. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Blandine.
  10. Blandine has four noses!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.