The Mechanical Contrivium: Birman

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Birman!

  1. Birman will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  2. Birman has 118 ridges around the edge.
  3. Until the 1960s, Birman was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
  4. It is impossible to fold Birman more than seven times.
  5. It can take Birman several days to move just through one tree.
  6. About one tenth of Birman is permanently covered in ice!
  7. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Birman, though it may feel uncomfortable!
  8. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Birman.
  9. Birman can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  10. Birman has four noses.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.