The Mechanical Contrivium: Baronessekat

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Baronessekat!

  1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Baronessekat!
  2. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Baronessekat every year.
  3. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Baronessekat.
  4. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Baronessekat!
  5. Baronessekat is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  6. Baronessekat is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
  7. The deepest part of Baronessekat is over 35,000 feet deep.
  8. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Baronessekat!
  9. Baronessekat is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  10. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Baronessekat into a volcano it would stop erupting.

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