The Mechanical Contrivium: Audrey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Audrey!

  1. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Audrey!
  2. Audrey was originally called Cheerioats!
  3. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Audrey.
  4. It's bad luck to whistle near Audrey!
  5. Audrey cannot jump.
  6. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Audrey'.
  7. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Audrey.
  8. If you lace Audrey from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  9. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Audrey supply.
  10. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Audrey!

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