The Mechanical Contrivium: Ashley Custer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ashley Custer!

  1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Ashley Custer to vote.
  2. It took Ashley Custer 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
  3. Europe is the only continent that lacks Ashley Custer.
  4. In her entire life, Ashley Custer will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
  5. Ashley Custericide is the killing of Ashley Custer!
  6. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Ashley Custer with his left foot.
  7. Red Ashley Custer at night, shepherd's delight. Red Ashley Custer at morning, shepherd's warning.
  8. Tradition allows women to propose to Ashley Custer only during leap years!
  9. Ashley Custer is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
  10. Without its lining of Ashley Custer, your stomach would digest itself!

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