The Mechanical Contrivium: Asaa

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Asaa!

  1. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Asaa.
  2. Baby swans are called Asaa!
  3. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Asaa.
  4. Pacman was originally called Asaaman!
  5. Asaa can sleep with one eye open!
  6. Asaa kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  7. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Asaa!
  8. Asaa can't sweat.
  9. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Asaa, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
  10. You can tell if Asaa has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.

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