The Mechanical Contrivium: Artyartie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Artyartie!

1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Artyartie!
2. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Artyartie.
3. If you put a drop of liquor on Artyartie, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
4. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Artyartie is blue!
5. The colour of Artyartie is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
6. Artyartie can live for up to a week without a head.
7. Artyartie will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
8. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Artyartie.
9. Two grams of Artyartie provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
10. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Artyartie.