The Mechanical Contrivium: Arkenaya

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Arkenaya!

  1. A Arkenayaometer is used to measure Arkenaya.
  2. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Arkenaya.
  3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Arkenaya at least three times a week.
  4. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Arkenaya.
  5. Arkenaya can jump up to sixteen times her own height!
  6. Ostriches stick their heads in Arkenaya not to hide but to look for water.
  7. Arkenaya cannot swim!
  8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Arkenaya.
  9. To check whether Arkenaya is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Arkenaya will sink, and fresh Arkenaya will float.
  10. The liquid inside Arkenaya can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.