The Mechanical Contrivium: Ariel

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ariel!

  1. In Japan, Ariel can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  2. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Ariel.
  3. Tradition allows women to propose to Ariel only during leap years.
  4. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Ariel.
  5. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Ariel is two minutes!
  6. The first Ariel was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  7. Ariel can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  8. Ariel can last longer without water than a camel can.
  9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Ariel!
  10. Ariel can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.

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