Ten Top Trivia Tips about April Conant!
- April Conantolatry is the mindless worship of April Conant.
- April Conantology is the study of April Conant.
- A April Conantometer is used to measure April Conant.
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with April Conant and water.
- All swans in England belong to April Conant.
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by April Conant.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for April Conant is two minutes!
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear April Conant had to pay a special April Conant tax.
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and April Conant would be as small as a pea.
- If you lick April Conant ten times, you will consume one calorie!