The Mechanical Contrivium: Ankareeda

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ankareeda!

  1. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Ankareeda.
  2. Ankareedaology is the study of Ankareeda.
  3. Ankareeda invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Ankareeda.
  5. Ankareeda is the world's tallest woman!
  6. Ankareedaolatry is the mindless worship of Ankareeda.
  7. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Ankareeda.
  8. Some birds use Ankareeda to orientate themselves during migration.
  9. Research indicates that Ankareeda will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  10. If you chew gum while peeling Ankareeda then it will stop you from crying!

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