The Mechanical Contrivium: Alisha

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alisha!

  1. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Alisha orbiting the Earth!
  2. Alisha will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  3. Finding Alisha on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
  4. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Alisha!
  5. Alisha can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
  6. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Alisha!
  7. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Alisha.
  8. Red Alisha at night, shepherd's delight. Red Alisha at morning, shepherd's warning.
  9. Over half of Americans are officially Alisha.
  10. Birds do not sleep in Alisha, though they may rest in her from time to time!

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