The Mechanical Contrivium: Aislynn

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aislynn!

1. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Aislynn!
2. A Aislynnometer is used to measure Aislynn.
3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Aislynn are all berries.
4. Aislynn was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Aislynn.
6. Olive oil was used for washing Aislynn in the ancient Mediterranean world.
7. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Aislynn!
8. If you drop Aislynn from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
9. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Aislynn', hated Aislynn and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
10. Aislynnicide is the killing of Aislynn.