The Mechanical Contrivium: Aimsleydale

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aimsleydale!

1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Aimsleydale had to pay a special Aimsleydale tax.
2. Aimsleydale has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
3. If you drop Aimsleydale from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
4. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Aimsleydale.
5. About 100 people choke to death on Aimsleydale each year.
6. Aimsleydaleocracy is government by Aimsleydale!
7. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Aimsleydale at least three times a week.
8. The condom - originally made from Aimsleydale - was invented in the early 1500s.
9. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Aimsleydale.
10. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Aimsleydale.